Thonglets

How to play

• You are the light. Move it with the mouse, the arrow keys or a finger, and the Thonglets follow. Lose them and they walk to where they last saw you, and wait.
• Walk them through the brick pile, then to the building site, and they'll build you a statue. They'll walk round a pit, but put your light over one and they'll follow it in. They wobble on the edge first. That's your moment.
• A new rival god turns up each stage, with a notice saying what it does: the Feed, a Landlord, Space Billionaire, the Loudspeaker, the Sea and the Planning Office. Stage seven is all of them at once. Then Judgement Day.
• Smite (click, Space) stops the rival gods with faces: it switches off the Feed, evicts the Landlord, scrubs the rocket and takes the Loudspeaker's microphone. A red ring means it'll land. The Sea and the Planning Office can't be smitten: work round them. Anyone standing in the blast gets hit too, and loves you more for it.
• Bless (B, Shift) speeds up everyone near your light and makes them ignore the rivals for a bit. Between stages, pick a commandment: each one helps, each one costs. Today's run is the same for everyone.