Scrubbed

Good data

Playable now

Land a billionaire's reusable rocket on a barge at sea. Then on his lawn. Then on Mars, where nobody is watching. He'll call it a success either way.

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How to play

  • Hold Up, W or Space (or the Thrust button) to fire the engine and slow down. Left and right (or the arrow buttons) lean the rocket: lean, then thrust, to move sideways. With a mouse, point where you want it to go and hold the button to thrust.
  • Touch down at speed 6 or less, upright, with both legs on the deck. Any faster and it's a large fire, which he will describe as data. Points for landing, for a soft touch, for the cross and for fuel left.
  • Eight boosters over five stages: wind, a swell, a smaller barge, his launch party and Mars. Pick an upgrade between stages; each one costs something. Today's run is the same flight for everyone.

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Also unfinished. Also in poor taste.